Responses to stupid questions?

[J. Mason]

Batesville Arkansas temp 96° US  (36°C for the rest of us) this was one of
many on this junket.

You (y'al)  not hot in thet blek soot (Joe Rocket kevlar) asked buy "T"
shirt/shorts/flip flop clad rider on a generic V twin.
"Yes--but Id rather sweat than bleed."
Jim


----- Original Message -----
From: "Bob Sims" <bob.sims at us.army.mil>
To: <gpzlist at micapeak.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:15 PM
Subject: Responses to stupid questions?


> All,
>
> OK, it will soon be that time again...  time to get back on the road, and
> field those stupid questions from the non-riding public again!
>
> My least-favorite two:
>
> 1.  How fast will it go?
> (My standard response:  "Its top speed is limited only by the laws of
> physics.")
>
> 2.  How much did it cost?
> (My standard response:  "A couple of paychecks.")
>
> So, what are some of the questions you've experienced, and how do you
> respond?  Let's hear it...
>
> Bob
> www.twowheelsburning.com
>
>