Responses to stupid questions?

[dominatr37]

"Can you do a wheelie?" usually from some moron in a hopped up import. I 
reply "You first." Another favorite is "Why do you have a jacket on? It's 
hot out."  I reply  "So I don't end up looking like you if I crash" Another 
is "Those full face helmets obstruct your vision, why do you ride with 
them?" Same answer as above.


Ralph L. Angelo Jr.
Author of "Help! they're all out to get me!
The motorcyclists guide to surviving the everyday world."
ISBN# 1-4137-6187-9
http://helptheyreallouttogetme.com