What kind of Holiday Song Will You Sing This Year ?

[The Masons]

I'll forward these to my daughter who works at the "Hotel Silly" in 
Penetanguishene.  Yeah!! try saying that with your mouth full of marbles.

Jim
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Jerry Clair" <darkclarity2k at yahoo.com>
To: "Kawasaki GPZ1100 discussion" <gpzlist at micapeak.com>
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2008 3:47 PM
Subject: What kind of Holiday Song Will You Sing This Year ?


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> What  kind of Holiday Song Will You Sing This Year  ?
>
> 1)  Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear,  the Voices, the Voices?
>
> 2)  Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll Be  Home for Christmas
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> 3)  Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels  Sing About Me
>
> 4)  Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and  House and Lawn and Streets and 
> stores and office and town and  cars and buses and trucks and trees and 
> fire hydrants  and...
>
> 5)  Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three  Queens Disoriented Are
>
> 6)  Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming to Get  Us
>
> 7) Borderline Personality  Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You  Better 
> Not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll Not Tell You  Why
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> 8) Full Personality  Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On  an Open Fire
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> 9) Obsessive Compulsive  Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,  Jingle 
> Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle  Bells,
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> 10)  Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on  Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave 
> My  House
>
> 11) Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles  from My House 
> in My Slippers and
> Robe
>
> 12) Oppositional Defiant  Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa  Claus So I 
> Burned Down the House
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> 13) Social Anxiety  Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little  Christmas 
> While I Sit Here and  Hyperventilate
>
> 14) Attention Deficit  Disorder - We Wish You......Hey Look!!  It's 
> Snowing!!!
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