Responses to stupid questions?

[Bob Sims]

All,

OK, it will soon be that time again...  time to get back on the road, and
field those stupid questions from the non-riding public again!

My least-favorite two:

1.  How fast will it go?
(My standard response:  "Its top speed is limited only by the laws of
physics.")

2.  How much did it cost?
(My standard response:  "A couple of paychecks.")

So, what are some of the questions you've experienced, and how do you
respond?  Let's hear it...

Bob
www.twowheelsburning.com