Responses to stupid questions?

[Larry Zoia]

> So, what are some of the questions you've experienced, and how do you
> respond?  Let's hear it...

I am often asked "Do you know how fat you look on
that motorcycle?"

I respond by reaching around to my buttocks and wrinkling my brow in a 
worried/surprised look, then
put my hands to my cheeks and feel the girth of my
head.  Lastly I look down at my gut, and with an expression of surprise and 
grief, I yell "Oh, nooooo!!!"


Larry in Michigan